Beneficial Mutations in Bacteria, Wherein Conservapedia is Pwned

Andy Schlafly, creationist pundit and proprietor of Conservapedia (the “trusworthy” encyclopedia) couldn't stand science beating his beloved ideology (creationism), so he wrote Lenski and complained: “show us your data!
The wing nuts over at Conservapedia, you know the fascist version of Wikipedia, have decided to strip the Bible of all of that "love your fellow man", "compassion", and "social justice". Below are their ideas for ways to make the Bible
Surely most of my readers are aware of Conservapedia's recently announced “Conservative Bible Project,” which aims to remove what they regard as “liberal bias” from existing Bible translations in English. They intend to do this by