Today the world was stunned by theews of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death came about 8:42 PM lastight. Best kept in motion as irritating pink bunny that is known, and go and go, 'Pinkie', as he was known to his friends and family, was alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell conclusion that the cause of death was acute heart attack, caused by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards and he kept coming and coming and
LOL, hahaha, you got me with this death, thank you
Newsflash. lol
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